Fun Baby Quotes to Use

"Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes things more acceptable for a while." - Unknown

"Children are our most valuable natural resource." - Herbert Hoover

"Children are a handful sometimes; A heart-full always."- Author unknown

"First you have to teach a child to talk, then you have to teach it to be quiet." - Prochnow

"A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on." - Carl Sandburg

"Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow their children to come back home." - Bill Cosby

"Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved." - Mark Twain

"It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men." - Frederick Douglas

"Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions - everyone but a school bus driver." - Unknown

"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance." - Franklin P. Jones

"A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"People who say they sleep like babies usually don't have them". - Leo J. Burke

"When they placed you in my arms, you slipped into my heart".- Author unknown

"If men bore children, there would only be one born in each family."- Unknown

"Invest in the future; have a child and teach her well." - Unknown

"There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies." - Winston Churchill

"Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last." - Charles Dickens

"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing." -Phyllis Diller

Every child begins the world again. Henry David Thoreau

"It is not a slight thing when those so fresh from God love us."- Charles Dickens

"I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food." - Robert Orben

"Did you ever notice that a new baby always seem to bear a striking resemblance to the relative who has the most money? - Robert Paul

"God could not be everywhere, so he made mothers." - Unknown

"Babies! What a wonderful way to start people!" -Mary Engelbreit

"Every baby needs a lap" - Henry Robin

"A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase." - Author Unknown

"To be in your child's memories tomorrow, be in his life today." - Unknown

"Being a parent is like a glass of lemonade on a hot summer day - part tart and part sweet, and so refreshing." - Unknown