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Fun Baby Quotes to Use

On this page, I have compiled some of my favorite baby quotes for you.

They range from endearing, to funny, to a little sarcastic about children and our role of raising them.

Feel free to use them for any part of your celebration.

They also work well for mommy parties, signature quotes, or even a little chuckle when you need it.

Baby Quotes:

"Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes things more acceptable for a while." - Unknown

"Children are our most valuable natural resource." - Herbert Hoover

"Children are a handful sometimes; A heart-full always."- Author unknown

"First you have to teach a child to talk, then you have to teach it to be quiet." - Prochnow

"A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on." - Carl Sandburg

"Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow their children to come back home." - Bill Cosby

"Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved." - Mark Twain

"It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men." - Frederick Douglas

"Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions - everyone but a school bus driver." - Unknown

"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance." - Franklin P. Jones

"A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"People who say they sleep like babies usually don't have them". - Leo J. Burke

"When they placed you in my arms, you slipped into my heart".- Author unknown

"If men bore children, there would only be one born in each family."- Unknown

"Invest in the future; have a child and teach her well." - Unknown

"There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies." - Winston Churchill

"Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last." - Charles Dickens

"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing." -Phyllis Diller

Every child begins the world again. Henry David Thoreau

"It is not a slight thing when those so fresh from God love us."- Charles Dickens

"I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food." - Robert Orben

"Did you ever notice that a new baby always seem to bear a striking resemblance to the relative who has the most money? - Robert Paul

"God could not be everywhere, so he made mothers." - Unknown

"Babies! What a wonderful way to start people!" -Mary Engelbreit

"Every baby needs a lap" - Henry Robin

"A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase." - Author Unknown

"To be in your child's memories tomorrow, be in his life today." - Unknown

"Being a parent is like a glass of lemonade on a hot summer day - part tart and part sweet, and so refreshing." - Unknown

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